me: *on comp*

comp: *kills internet connection*

me: WTF!

*i go to my mom's computer in the living room*

me: *checks internet there*

*the internet works!

mom: what the f**** are you doing?

me: the f****ing internet isn't working so I checked yours.

mom: *slaps* don't talk to me like that!

me: what the f****! you just did that to me! so do I hit you now?

mom: i'm old so i can say that. and im your mom so i can hit you

me: what the fuck! that doesn't give you any damn right to slap me *gos back into room*